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Created By - Cynthia AKA LiveThroughThis
 

Tampax WorldWide

Listen up cause there ain't nothin' funny
I want a tampon and a little bit of money
I want a little box with "Tampax" on it
'Cause I'm tired of leaking every other minute
I wanna go to bathrooms where they got tampons
I wanna rock with Tampax, I wanna have a little fun
Where thugs and punks and any other type can change a tampon and they change em all night

Everything's gonna be alright now
Everything's gonna be alright
I've got a tampon with me
Let's change it one more time
Everything will be alright

All I wanna do is kick my period
All I wanna do is get a Midol
All I wanna do is kick my period
All I wanna do is get a Midol
And I don't wanna have stains on my pants
I just want a tampon in my hands
And I'm tired of Playtex always shuttin' me down
Tired of Playtex cause they're never around
And I'm tired of asking people for tampons
And I am PMSing so they're telling me off
No one has a tampon, they won't assist
I want a Tampax on my Christmas list

All I wanna do is kick my period
All I wanna do is get a Midol
All I wanna do get a Tampax or somethin'
It's Joel from GC baby, and I'm menstruating

Everything's gonna be alright now
Everything's gonna be alright
I've got a tampon with me
Let's change it one more time
Everything will be alright

I'll be a self-made Tampax spokesman
This tampon I'll change without a care
And we'll see if I leak

I'll see you when I'm leaking
I'll see you when I'm leaking
On the video
Or the radio
In the magazines
On the movie screens