I was chatting with my lovely friend Dani the other day and a Herbal Essance commercial feeturing Benji came up, after we were discussing how clean he looked with his new short hair cut. so here it is...
(Bathroom Shower scene)
Benji - hhmm maybe the chick was right? I do smell bad. Well...one shower won't be that bad, punks need to get clean once and a while.
(gets in shower)
B- aw man, I forgot , I dont have any soap or shampoo, I know ..I'll just use Joels. He wont mind.
(Looks through joels ghetto zip-lock toiletry bag)
B- ahh heres some shampoo..lets see..how to use this stuff.
"wet hair, apply desired amount of shampoo and lather, then rince and repeat"
B- hhmm what would a real punk do? .....
B-......
B- I know wont repeat, once is enough.
(starts to lather )
B- oohhh this isnt so bad actually..hey, I kind of like this..ohhhhh...
B- oohhh,,,yeeaaaaa...yeeaaa!!!...aahhhh yes yes yes yesssss!!
(joel walks in)
J- Benji! whats wrong are you.....
(see's his shampoo is missing)
J- Yo! Benj! why you gotta be usin my ..my....
(looks in pocket ebonic dictionary)
J- why you gotta be usin my suds dawg!? They keep my hair so shiney and flake free.
B- uuhh uhhh...i needed to wash my hair...and I didnt bring any soap with me on the bus.
J- Whatchu takin about fool! you aint naked anywayz
B- well , I figured its more of a hardcore way to shower you know? so I dont have to wash my clothes seperatly, I just shower with them on.
J- aww thats aight, we bros, you know whatimsayying??
B- yea , I'm sorry, I wont take your shampoo again...but man...that stuff made my hair so shiney and fresh,,,I bet I'll get a girl to talk to me now!!
J- now, you know J-money gets all them hoes..but I'll hook you up
